Thursday, January 19, 2017

Drawing

I was picking up my five-year-old the other day, and I saw that she was working on a drawing that looked like this:


Maybe it's just me, but I got worried that my daughter was drawing what appeared to be... a giant bladder with a penis coming out of it?  I asked her what it was and she said, "I'm not done!"  Then she added this:


And I was like, this isn't better!

Thank God, it did eventually turn into something non-phallic:


Monday, January 16, 2017

Obamacare

I know everyone hates Obamacare, but there's this thing called the Affordable Care Act that's actually pretty good, and I hope it sticks around.

Seriously though, I would say that I'm a fan of ACA and I think it will be a mistake to repeal it with no replacement in mind.  Some stuff about ACA that is really great:

--No denials for pre-existing conditions.

--Free preventive services for women

--No copays on birth control -- something that's actually CUT BACK on abortions

--Premium equality that keeps insurance companies from charging exorbitant amounts just because you're over 50 or a woman

--End of lifetime caps on medical spending.

Just to name a few things.

One thing that some people argue about is the mandate to purchase insurance.  For the record, I read that Republicans were in favor of this mandate prior to it becoming a staple of ACA.  Anyway, there SHOULD be a mandate to have health insurance.  Because hospitals have a mandate to treat people who are having an emergency, which is something that you don't have in any other industry.  You can walk into an ER and be treated without any proof that you can pay.  Where else can you do this?  You can't walk into a car dealership and get a car without proof you can pay for it.  You can't walk into a supermarket and buy a candy bar without proof you can pay! Yet you can easily wrack up tens of thousands of dollars in hospital bills without any money in the bank or health insurance.

So until we start saying that hospitals can turn away people from the ER (which obviously, would be horrible), then there NEEDS to be a mandate that people should have health insurance.

Everyone needs health insurance.

But if there are any better ideas out there than ACA that Paul Ryan is keeping secret from us, I'd certainly be open to listen to it.  God knows, the ACA isn't perfect.  But it's just better than taking away health insurance from 20 million people.

Monday, January 9, 2017

Don't worry, cashiers

I read an article recently about how self-checkout will eliminate cashier jobs, so it's a bad things.  But that seems slightly hard to believe.  First of all, about 80% of the times I've done self-checkout, there's been some error that required someone to come over and assist me. Like I don't put my item in the bag fast enough and the whole thing crashes.  And I'm relatively checkout savvy.

But today I realized that as long as there are old people, cashiers will always have jobs.  Today when I was at the supermarket, there was an elderly woman ahead of me who was attempting to do self-checkout, but completely defeating the purpose of self-checkout.  She needed help with every single item she scanned in.  She didn't know how to scan fruits or vegetables.  She didn't know what to do when she didn't bag her item fast enough.  After three different clerks came over to help her at different points, I went over and helped her through the rest of the scanning process.

Then she was unable to figure out how to pay.

The best thing I can say is that she didn't try to pay with a check or scan in a dozen coupons.  But it was an excellent demonstration of why cashiers are needed.

Tuesday, January 3, 2017

Most Useless Family History EVAH

There was another post I made where I said a patient had given the most useless family history I'd ever heard.  And it was.  Until yesterday:

Me: "Do you have any family members who have had a stroke?"

Patient: "My dog had a stroke."

Is this going to be a new thing?  Do I now need to specify human family members when I ask that question?

Tuesday, December 27, 2016

Holiday reruns

I got the idea from Dr. Grumpy that it's okay to post reruns of older (better) material during the holidays so that I don't have to actually think.  So I'm going to spend the holidays posting some old cartoons, from back in the days when the name of this blog actually meant something...